Funkadelia is upon thee!…Verily, those soulfulifically jaded swashbucklers of agitproptic burnbabydom have descended from the Original Galaxy Ghetto to cleanse thy wayward souls through music worthy of the immortals themselves!…that what shall penetrate thine ears shall truly be a gas!…For the truth is the way, and Funkadelic is verily the truth! Awake not, and earth remains as this solar system’s space strumpet…sour milk from the breast of Mother Nature!…The ass thou pimpest shall be Your Own! Cease all manner of exploitive jivation!