heaven/pirates and the flying spaghetti monster?
Although the Flying Spaghetti Monster possesses a name, it is so beautiful and so difficult to pronounce that it not only kills whoever attempts to utter it, but also every being within a 3.7614 mile (6.0534 kilometer) radius—this radius is doubled when one attempts to write or type His name. This was done on purpose by the Flying Spaghetti Monster just to amuse Him, according to the official website.
The Pastafarian belief of heaven stresses these two points: it has beer volcanos as far as the eye can see, and it has a stripper factory.
The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson’s original letter to the Kansas School Board. It illustrated that correlation does not equal causation. Henderson put forth the argument that “global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s.”[2] A chart accompanying the letter shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temp.
All glory to the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
RAmen!
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