What do you call a triceratops that fell down the stairs?
?Dino-sore

What is as big as a diplodocus, but weighs nothing?
?The shadow of a diplodocus

What do you call dinosaur fossils that sleep until noon?
?Lazybones

What do you call a dinosaur that can’t drive a car?
?Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a lemon?
?A dino-sour
What do you call a baby dinosaur that won’t take a bath?
?egg-stinked

Why didn’t the triceratops ride a bicycle?
?Because it didn’t have a thumb to ring the bell

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
?Doyouthinkhesaurus

What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
?Doyouthinkhesaurus rex

Why are dinosaurs big, green and scaly?
?Because if they were small, white and fuzzy, they would be bunny rabbits

How long should a dinosaur’s legs be?
?Long enough to reach the ground