Will there be a great national grieving week with millions of flowers lying all around her mansion in Essex and thousands of weeping chav wannabees singing songs…

After all, she’s taken advantage of her cancer to make money for herself instead of cancer or childrens’ charities, so surely she’ll have the end filmed for a dvd release and maybe a Pay Per View on Sky Box Office?
By the way – I think it’s awful for her and her children that she’s dying – but I am not going to be impressed by her making so much money and turning her illness into a money making machine…