How long will it be after Jade Goody’s death before the newspapers contact her through a medium?

- This is a serious question – you just know they will !!

It will be in the Star or the Sport, “Jade says that Gordon should go!”
Jade speaks from beyond the grave, “I miss you all my children!”
Jade Goody’s hamster found on moon. I was Jade’s alien father.
Jade Goody speaks out against traffic calming.
I can just see it all now, like some bad dream…….

Jade Goody Dies 22 March