Do u know shakespear’s language?

change these senteces to english plz. these sentences r in shakespeare’s language.

Prithee, let us repair post-haste to yonder tavern for a pot of sack and some capon.
- I say, lets hurry along down to that pub for a pint of ale and some roast chicken
(note: a capon is a rooster)

yon wench seems in choler. Her humour hath been thus sith days of yore.
-That girl seems to be in a blue funk. Her sense of humour is a thing of the past now

Ifaith, the caitiff hath been justly punished for cozening divers townsfolk.
-I believe that scoundrel has met his rightful punishment for conning the townspeople

con this page for divers conceits concerning husbandry.
-Scan this, and look for information on how to uphold the position of being a husband

yon jade hath not the worth of a goat
-that bloke isn’t worth a penny

Yonder Come Day