Can you answer a hypothetical question?
Imagine this:
You are on your way home from work…
All you have on your person is a wrist watch, 3 cherry flavored life-savers, a trench coat, a broken watch, a dead cell phone, and a neatly folded brown paper bag…
The problem:
1.You have a horrible case of the runs from some rancid jalapeƱos you ate at lunch.
2. The next bustop is not for another 10 minutes
3. Your “volcano” is seconds away from “eruption”
4. The bus is VERY crowded! STANDING ROOM ONLY!!!
What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?????
(Remember the guidelines!!!)
OH COMON PEOPLE!!!!
Have all the creative people LEFT here???
crap in the bag using the trench coat for cover, suck on the life savers and spit the red fluid on the turd and place a few pieces of metal from the watch and insert them at random intervals. find a seat with a kind looking person and say “I have an intestinal problem and my phone is dead”(show phone here)”and if I don’t sit down I could die”(show Turd-bag to person) and they should give you the seat. or you could stuff the turd-bag under the trench coat and slowly inch toward a seat.
Volcano – Acoustic Damien Rice/Lisa Hannigan cover
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